Hello and welcome to my picture page.



I’m Jake. I’m a little goofy looking, a little too skinny, and probably smell worse than most, but hey, I did score myself a mega hottie named Amy. You can see her in the Amy section of this website. It’ll give you a good idea of what I mean. She cooks for me, cleans, organizes, and totally takes care of me. I’m totally helpless; if it wasn’t for her I don’t know how I’d get by. I’d probably still be living at home with my mommy.



I regularly spend my time either toiling around on motorcycles or looking at web blogs on the internet that talk about motorcycles. You’ll also notice most of my pictures are of motorcycles. After all, I do own 14 of them; oh, and a quad. I guess you can say I’m obsessed with them. I’ve been told that I even make “bbrrraauuuppp braaauup braauupp” sounds in my sleep.



I’ll be updating this picture web site as often as I can. I ride a bike nearly every weekend and always have my camera hanging from a lanyard around my neck, so I take lots of pictures. But, as you can guess, I only post pictures of motorcycles. By the way, if you see a picture of something other than a motorcycle let me know and I will promptly remove it. Thanks. Enjoy the picture viewing.



Sincerely,

Jake Metteer

P.s. This bio is a Randall Dellwo creation, not all statements contained within are fact.

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